var arnews = new Array(11);
totcount = 11;
rnd = 1;
document.title=document.title+ " ";
arnews[0]="Mystery eye problem at dairy show caused by cow urine (Reuters)
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arnews[0] += "
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arnews[1]="A hoax? Joaquin Phoenix film gets viewers guessing (Reuters)
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arnews[1] += "
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arnews[2]="Vuvuzelas banned from European soccer competition (Reuters)
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arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="German party mistakenly hands out porn pens to kids (Reuters)
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arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="Firm can't fire man for 1.8 cent theft (Reuters)
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arnews[4] += "
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arnews[5]="Man bites police over a pet peeve (Reuters)
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arnews[5] += "
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arnews[6]="Finance Ministry says defrauded by staffer (Reuters)
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arnews[6] += "
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arnews[7]="Cup of tea forces jet to make emergency landing (Reuters)
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arnews[7] += "
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arnews[8]="Man arrested for trying to dazzle pilots with laser (Reuters)
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arnews[8] += "
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arnews[9]="Older people enjoy reading negative stories about young (Reuters)
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arnews[9] += "
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arnews[10]="Long-lived Dutch might be bad news for insurers (Reuters)
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arnews[10] += "
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totcount = 11;
if (rnd) {
for (x=0;x<=100;x++) {
y=Math.round(Math.random()*totcount-0.5);
z=x%totcount;
tval=arnews[y];
arnews[y] = arnews[z];
arnews[z] = tval;
}
}
for (x=0;x<=(totcount-1);x++) {
document.write(arnews[x]);
}
document.write("